Pedregoso & Sue's Creepy Cardinals Pitcher Death Watch Pool

Bryan Augenstein

Carrboro T-Birds (19), Brian Thornburg (a.k.a., Kale Radaccio), Weaver Street Grounds, Carrboro, NC
Sons of Pitches (30), Kathy Livernois

Mitchell Boggs

The Insiders (13), Susie Rochellle (a.k.a., Lowell Bergman), Brown & Williamson Field, Louisville, Kentucky
Lousy Lays (14), Jody Lay (a.k.a., Jody Raines), Comiskey Park in SouthSiderVille
Reserva Coladeras (16), Tom Kinchus (a.k.a., Chico Escuela), Estadio de quedarse la curva
Deeger's Dogs (23), D. Jay Andersen

Chris Carpenter

Not as Lazy as Ian (5), Jim Hicks (a.k.a., Thinner Bastard), Rock Quarry, Bloomington Indiana
This Is Gonna Get Uggla (6), Sue Klinkhamer
The Outsiders (9), Marcus Rochellle (a.k.a., Johnny), Greaser/Soc Memorial Stadium; Windrixville, Oklahoma
Kirby Puckett's Good Eye (9), Brandon Olivarria
Guao Wee! (10), Richard “Pop” Livernois
Hecka Rad Unicorns (17), Josh Livernois (ak.a., Joshua Livingroom), John Escuaga's Frankenstein Mansion, Reno NV
Moammar Camacho's (17), Joe Livernois (a.k.a., Dogface Mazzoli), The Chongo Event Center

Ryan Franklin

Speaking Frankly (8), Frank Sumrall
Full Circuits (19), Bill Cunning
Pepino Monos (21), Tony Livernois (a.k.a., Pedregoso Rios), Endive Stadium, Valle del Mono con Grande El Pepino
Bauer's Bandits (26), Julie Pankoke

Jaime Garcia

Mas Chingon (2), Marcos Cabrera (a.k.a., Chingo Chingon), Estadio Chingon
Detroit Tiger Blood (16), Joe Kelly
Lasorda's Advocate (26), Jeren Livernois
Tres Caballeros (24), Jim Klinkhamer

Kyle Loshe

Dongwhipped (5), Kevin Klinkhamer
The Strokes (12), Aaron Pankoke
Can I Lincecum in You (13), David Adrian (Insane Clown Posey), The Fantasy Factory
The Blaming Flips (16), Vince Livernois
The Pathetics (27), Ray Jasutis

Kyle McClellen

Sandyeggo Trippers (15), Jack Tripp (a.k.a., Jackass), Sunsey Cliffs Park

Trever Miller

Bad Mother Tucker (4), Tucker Vasquez, Turkey Tech Field House, Turlock
No Yanks Allowed (4), Ed Gross
Ksuyankees (13), Chad Barnes (a.k.a., Bernie Williams), Yankee Stadium, Bronx, New York
Guzzlyn Suds (14), Steve McNelley
EatUrHrtOutLA (23), Donald Fukui (a.k.a., Frank "Divorce" McCourt), Pacific Little League Park, Salinas, Calif

Jason Motte

The Hand Bananas (7), Nate Meyers
ScootTucky Plow (24), Scott Allen (a.k.a., ScootBigs), Porky's, Number One Happy Street

Adam Ottavino

Sox In Your Jox (4), Peggy Bocox (a.k.a., Big Mama P), Homer Simpson Stadium, Anytown, USA

Eduardo Sanchez

Highlanders (17), Rick Coppock (a.k.a., Morris Buttermaker), High Point Park, Badwater Basin California

Adam Wainwright

This League Blows (11), Dan Klinkhamer (a.k.a., Dud), Depends Stadium Ft. Myers FL
Spinach (27), Jim Johnson (a.k.a., Juan Tguyen), E. Coli Field, Hollister

Jake Westbrook

Cameltowing, Inc. (12), Dave Edison (a.k.a., Eddie), Mooseknuckle Park
Washington Bullets (18), Jim Cummings (a.k.a., Mucho Goings), Ridgefield, WA

Passed on the Pool (and, thus, not going to hell)

Should'a Been Umps (25), Tom Van Baren (a.k.a., Waddy Forker), Guano Field
Cabbage Farmers (2), Paul Martin
Batavia Hitmen (25), Kim and Tom Diehl
Size Matters Not (7), Brian Martin (a.k.a., Darth Beano), Angel Stadium of Anaheim
SLO Town Trolley Dodgers (23), Kyle Harmon (a.k.a., Cha Cha), Mustang Stadium, San Luis Obispo, CA
Ham-n-Jam-n-Spamalot (28), Bart Martin (a.k.a., Hunky Davenport), Limey Park, Camelot (it's only a model)
Valley Bombers (25), Jeff Burns